(via youngronswanson)
“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”
“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”
“Perfect.”
(via docislegend)
Jon eats a whole raw potato to take himself out of the mood.
you stop it. STOP IT RIGHT NOW. #dead
I imagine when these people get to heaven, God is going to be like:
Don’t they realize they’re doing it wrong? I thought that was 80% of the reason Christian folk married.
(Source: billhitchert)
Anonymous asked: but why would u spend money on tickets to a show u dont even wanna go to? :/
I obviously do want to go, I’m going to have a fabulous time hating and dancing to songs from middle school. Plus Jesse McCartney is opening!!!
I think I just spent $33 to troll BSB fans…
Kelly and I decided to get tickets to the Backstreet Boys show in Raleigh in August, as part of our ever growing series of concerts this year. But… we’re *N’Sync girls, always and forever (and are going to see Justin Timberlake twice this year as well). So the more we talk about the concert, the more we discuss wearing *N’Sync shirts, trolling Nick Carter, and being belligerent about only wanting to hear five of their songs. It’s gonna be awesome.
The better play The Call. Or I will fight someone.
